My husband and I are always complaining that WE aren’t ever
involved in any of the polling that
we hear about on the news.
Well, the other day I answered the phone and someone on the
other end requested my husband. I asked who was calling, lo and behold, it was
someone polling for the Obama Administration. I handed the phone to my husband
saying, “Oh you’ll want this call!”
According to my husband, the conversation went like so:
Pollster: Will you be voting for President Obama this
election?
My Husband: There’s no way in hell.
Pollster: So I can put you down for Obama then?
My Husband: I said no way. As a matter of fact, I would vote
for a sock full of popcorn before I voted for Obama.
Pollster: I don’t think you can vote for a sock full of popcorn.
My Husband: I’ll write it in.
I have no idea what the pollster actually marked considering
he didn’t take the first NO my husband told him, which makes me totally suspect
of the polls the media spews.
I believe I’ll ignore
the polls and wait until the night of the election to see who the winner will
be and if it’s a sock full of popcorn, we’ll know my husband was the deciding
vote.